at least i’m not a brony
At least I never misspelled “Nintendo”
oh damn you really got me there
if you’ve met your favorite celebrity and by any chance you touched their hand just know that at some point they touched their genitals with said hand
One time I was having sex with a girl on her period and I pulled out to switch positions and she started to get kinda embarrassed about the amount of blood on me so I, in what I guess I can only be described as an effort to show her I didn’t care, straight smeared it in lines under my eyes like it was war paint and then kept going
what a champ.
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.