aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
i hate how I can’t even reblog a picture of a butt without 12 year olds messaging me in angry capital letters saying that I got them into trouble because their mum saw the picture
how are you going to go on the internet and expect to not see any nudity
welcome to the real world jackass
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.